I haven't been feeling so great the past few months. That's really an understatement...but I have a few more funny kid sayings from my boys..

OS: YS did you know if something comes close to your eye it will close? Here let me show you. *shoves cocoa puff near YS's eye, nearly poking him* See? Your eye closed.
YS tries the same thing to his own eye: Oh yeah!

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YS: Sorry I ate McQueen's eyes Mommy. He's sleeping that's why I ate his eyes.

Clever boy 

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YS: Mommy, your phone has no data. It's taking really long time to load.
Me: Patience, YS. We need to wait patiently like a big boy.
YS: No. If it takes long time I'm going to die and then I won't give you hugs anymore.
Me: You also won't be able to watch the video if you die.
YS: But I won't give you any hugs anymore and I'll die.

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I was laying on the floor, and OS hopped onto my back "giving me a massage". All of a sudden YS jumps onto OS and starts jumping. OS laughing says, "Mommy, you're the horse, I'm the saddle and YS is the rider."

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Me: YS do you want mayonnaise on your sandwich?
OS: I hate mayonnaise!
YS: No thank you. I don't hate mayonnaise, I just don't like it when the cat eats it.
Me: Oh...okay.
YS: Yeah, when the cat eats the mayonnaise I don't like it.

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