Mommy confessions:

Sometimes I let my kids eat things that have fallen on the ground, I'd rather they eat it then deal with the melt down that would happen if I didn't.

I secretly feel proud when my kid hits a bully that has been bullying him or other kids.

When I tell you every kid develops at their own pace, I'm really thinking "IN YOUR FACE!!! my kid is better than yours...damn right hes better than yours! he could teach yours but we'd have to charge"  i know inappropriate song reference.

There have been days when I leave the house without brushing my hair...or my teeth, and sometimes I go a week without showering.

There are moments when I want to scream at my kid "GOD DAMMIT! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GET IT?!"

I have more than once dealt with a wet bed by throwing a towel over the wet part...and if its really wet throwing a stack of towels over the wet part.

I don't bathe my kids daily, sometimes every other day proves to be too difficult.

I wear the same clothes for an entire week (I'm in Saudi Arabia...we wear Abayas.. no one sees my clothes anyways, whats the point?)

I leave my nail polish on until it disappears on its own...who has time for nail polish remover?!